The Church of the Cosmic Teapot

Rhyme Battle

LP: what can I say, I was born this way
ET: You were born awesome
LP: just like an opossum
ET: Ahaha what?
LP: no whats, just cuts
ET: Have we started a rhyme off?
LP: at your naivity I scoff
ET: You believe that I'm oblivious to what you've started?
LP: now dear, no need to make me seem so cold hearted
ET: I'm not saying that, I'm only observing your actions
LP: go home and do your math, you've got some fractions
ET: Why split the numbers anyways? I don't like halves, just wholes
LP: maybe it's chemistry and you need the full moles
ET: Ah, chemistry, where Na does not mean no.
LP: look outside, the grass is covered in snow
ET: My back yard is white, my front yard wet
LP: you just had a bad dream and woke up in a sweat
ET: It was horrifying, not able to pull myself out of that terror
LP: I bet you pulled out what's left of your hair
ET: It sure looks like my head is bare
LP: you lose, honey, fair is fair
I rhyme your words, not the other way around. I bet when you read this, you frowned
ET: I wanted to switch, plus, terror doesn't quite rhyme with hair.
LP: terror, hair, they rhyme
ET: Fair is just a matter of perception
Haha, fair enough.
LP: if you had wanted to switch, you should have made a rhyme. get over it, I win, I'm great, just sublime
ET: Had I made a rhyme, the game would have (and will) continued, and that's no crime
LP: that's terrible grammar, go hit yourself with a hammer
ET: A hammer would leave a shattered bone, then I'd be in a hospital, alone.
LP: perhaps I'm just crazy, or you're very lazy
ET: I prefer to say I'm working on doing very little work, I usually say that with a mischievous smirk
LP: so I write about conductivity while you waste productivity? pretending you're brassy, now that ain't classy